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It was Valentines day. Oh yes. Valentines day. You know what happens then, right? All the little love sick girls put their
nasty little chocolates in the face of the HOTTEST guy in school. Well. The hottest guy in school just so happened to be Uchiha
Sasuke. Unless you'd like to count the teachers. Kakashi...
"SASUKE-KUUUUN" A girl shouted at the top of her lungs as she pummeled Sasuke with chocolates. "P-please
accept my chocolate!"
Sasuke gave her a disinterested look and walked right past her coldly. 'I don't want your fucking chocolate.' he thought
to himself bitterly.
"Damn that Sasuke!" a girl said softly as she comforted her broken-hearted friend.
It was the same on every Valentines day. Some girl comes up to Sasuke, offers him chocolate, and gets shot down. Heh.
Not that they'd learn their place after that.
Sakura came prancing up to Sasuke offering her own chocolate. "Sasuke-kun! I made this especially for you" she
said with a giggle.
'I hate giggling' he thought to himself and ignored even Sakura's chocolate. "Yeah. Whatever" he said while
passing her. 'Can't I get to my fucking locker without being harassed by girls?'
A random boy came up to Sasuke, offering a chocolate. "Sasuke.... I.. I made this for you.." he said shyly.
Sasuke gave the guy the same response as the girls and walked past him, ignoring his offering. 'OK. Can't I get to my
fucking locker without being harassed by girls or boys?'
Naruto stood at Sasuke's locker and grinned, holding up a chocolate.
"Not you too!" he said in an annoyed tone.
"Not me too what?" he asked in his usual confused tone. "I got this from Sakura-chan!" he giggled.
Sasuke rolled his eyes and put in the combination on his lock. "You accepted something from that love sick freak?"
"Hey! Sakura-chan isn't a love sick freak!" he growled. 'Why Sakura-chan? Why do you have to like him?!!?'
Sasuke snickered and opened his locker forcefully, slamming it into Naruto's head. "Ooops. Sorry Dobe. My locker
was stuck."
Naruto gripped his forehead. "Liar! Argh! That fucking hurt!"
Sasuke merely shrugged and looked into his locker. "Hmmm.. What's this?" he mused while picking up a lavender
envelope and examining it.
On the front it said 'To Sasuke' in gold pen. Where you open it there was a sticker with lips on it.
Naruto peeked over Sasuke's shoulder to see what it was. "What the hell is that?" he laughed. "SASUKE HAS
A 'SECRET' ADMIRER!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and continued to look at it. He had to say that all the girls eventually told him they had a crush
on him, not held it in. Holding it in to them would be like... Like... Well.. He wouldn't really know since they usually came
out with it.
Naruto grabbed the letter from him and ran off to the cafeteria where everyone who, got shot down by Sasuke or was there
just to hang out, seemed to be.
Sasuke blinked then closed his locker and followed him. If he knew Naruto like he thought he did, Naruto was going to
be an idiot and read the letter aloud.
Naruto jumped onto a cafeteria table and read the letter aloud with a huge grin on his face. "Dear Sasuke-sama,"
he started.
Sasuke walked in and stood at the doorway. Surprisingly, he himself wanted to hear what was inside the letter.
"Sasuke." Naruto continued "I've always admired you from afar... Your dark eyes like pools that draw me
in... Oh Sasuke! I just want you to hold me in your arms... I want you to kiss me forever. You're always on my mind... In
my heart and... Oooohh Sasuke! Just thinking about you sends tingles up my spin and... Somewhere else..."
Naruto paused so everyone can laugh. Sasuke had to give it to him, the letter was very funny. He even found himself laughing.
Naruto laughed and read the last part. "Sasuke, My love. Yours truly, Naruto"
Everyone's eyes widened and their laughter grew.
Sasuke's laughter stopped in an instant and his eyes bugged out of his head.
Naruto's eyes widened and he looked over at Sasuke with a scared look on his face. "SASUKE! I'M GUNNA KILL YOU, YOU
SICK BASTARD!!!!!"
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