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Chapter 1: Poor Kakashi!
Written By: BurasMew
Summary: Our beloved Kakashi is miserable. . .!! So how is the Hokage going to help him?! Ew. . . no, not like that.
. . sicko. . .
A/N: BurasMew: whacks head on wall with a hat on that says I'm stupid because I accidentally deleted my story so I have
to re-post it and I lost all my reviews! Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid! Oh.. also… I know that this is just a tad
bit OOC because Kakashi is actually sounding pretty lousy and depressing… not the normal, up and at em' attitude!
So let's just say that he's just having some sort of Mid-Life-Crisis-Episode-Thingy (Even if he is only 28 or something like
that)
Italic: (flashback or brainwaves . . . your smart. I'm sure you can figure it out)
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Poor Kakashi was bored out of his skull! Of course becoming Naruto's, Sasuke's, and Sakura's Sensai was interesting. .
. and very entertaining at first. But now it was a hellish cycle! With Naruto complaining non-stop about all the tasks being
too easy. . . And he swore to himself that he was becoming deaf because of Sakura's screaming! When he thought about it, Sasuke
was the only exception . . . except for when that ugly ego of his shows up.
Kakashi gave out a sigh of despair; He never thought it would be like this. Considering that Naruto and his teammates
were the first ones who passed his test, he never really taught kids before and didn't know what to expect from them. He did
realise that they would be a pain from time to time. . . But he didn't expect to get the worst trio in the entire village!
And he also didn't know it would soak up all his time…!! From time to time he would sneak in a few paragraphs
of Icha Icha Paradise. . . but he would pay dearly if Sakura found out while he was training them. And if he didn't do anything
to break the cycle soon he would go crazy!
Yes. . . that was on our adorable Kakashi's mind while he stared at the ceiling. He turned to the clock and realised that
is was eleven thirty in the morning.
"Argh!" Kakashi pulled the blankets over his head, making his feet venerable to the cold air. He quickly pulled
them up under his blanket. He wasn't in the mood to listen to Naruto's whining, or Sakura's screaming, and Sasuke's smart-aleck
attitude.
But yet he couldn't help but think that he forgot something . . . Something really important. But what could it be…?
"OH NO!!" Kakashi sprung out of bed suddenly remembering, "I forgot Hokage-sama wanted to see me this morning!"
Realising that he had an important meeting with the Hokage, He threw on his green sleeveless jacket as fast as he could
and raced out of his apartment door.
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"Oh Kakashi! It's been a long time since I last saw you. . . Ha, I was so shocked to hear that you finally passed
somebody. Did you know that? So how are your first students. . .?"
"W-What?" Kakashi looked up at an unknown voice, and to his surprise it was the Hokage! . . . Since when did
he eat at the Ichiraku? "Oh. . . they are becoming a handful." He said.
"I meant how are they feeling…"
"Oh sorry. . ." Kakashi sighed, feeling a headache coming on. "They're a handful. . ."
"I see. . ." The Hokage sat down beside Kakashi and ordered some Ramen. "Are they really that bad. . .?"
"Ha! They are the worst!" Kakashi laughed. "These are the worst two months of my life. Naruto is the worst!
He's driving me crazy; always complaining that they should do something more difficult . . ."
The Hokage laughed, "Well, the first students are usually the worst. . . but that's what you get for being so strict."
"What do you mean. . .?" Kakashi asked almost wanting to bash his head on the table; he was having some bad
headache . . .
"Well. . . every ninja at your age had at least some experience with teaching Genins. But no, you just had to fail
every kid that took the test.
"I'm beginning to think that I hate children. . ." Kakashi looked down at the table. . . it was starting to
look very inviting. . .
"Heh. . . everyone says that when they actually start out. . ." The Hokage gave out a small chuckle.
"It's just that...Oh, I don't konw..." Kakashi said rubbing the back of his head, "I...I miss doing...
Class A missions... and... stuff." .... Did that make any sence?
"Is that the case then. . .? Hmm. . . I wonder. . ." The Hokage trailed off looking out the window, "I
just might have something for you."
"Huh. . .?" Kakashi looked up. Not sure what he said.
"Come see me tomorrow in the morning Kakashi, and we'll talk then. . ." The Hokage got up, preparing to leave.
"Um. . . okay. . ."
"Good. Ten o'clock it is then. . ." The Hokage turned around and began to leave.
"Wait… Hokage-sama…?"
"Yes?"
"What are you doing here eating at a Ichiraku?"
The Hokage lift his shoulders and shrugged, "I dunno. . ." and walked off.
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"I'm only a hour and a half late! I can make it! I can make it!" Kakashi thought hopefully in his mind as he
raced to the Hokage. Just as he was about to sneak into the door he heard an old hacking voice in the room.
"You're late Kakashi. . ." The Hokage said, giving out a big cough to clear his throat while looking over some
papers in his hands.
"I am?" Kakashi poked his little head in the door and looked at the clock that hung on the wall. "Oh yes
of course. . .!" He smiled, clapping his hands together and walked into the room, "But I have a very good reason
for being late. You see, I was already walking here and then I saw this cute little cat stuck in a tree-"
"Not now Kakashi, with you being late you made me throw off my schedule. I am very busy at the moment and I don't
have much ti. . ." The Hokage trailed off reading some papers in his hands.
"Sorry Hokage-sama." Kakashi nodded his head slowly. "Yeash. . . he should have figured out by now that
I am always late. . ." Kakashi thought"Uh. . . Why did you want to see me?" The Hokage seem to have not heard
him because he began rummaging threw more papers. "Hokage. . .?"
"What. . .?" The Hokage looked up at Kakashi, "Oh yes, I'm sorry." He put down the papers and moved
a binder out of his way. Then he placed his hands together gently on his desk. "I have a special task for you to do."
"Special task?" Kakashi repeated, having a slight tone of interest in his voice.
"Yes." The Hokage nodded his head. "It wont be long mind you. . . only until Anko gets over this flu she's
having. . ." He trailed off again; his eyes caching a paper that seemed to have caught his interest.
"Anko. . ." Kakashi raised a eyebrow, "Wait a second! You're saying you want me to supervise the second
part of the Chunin exam?!?" He yelled in surprise
"What. . .?" The old man looked up with a confused look on his face. "Oh…!" The Hokage called
out realising what he meant. "Oh hell no. . .!"
"Anko teaches a. . . very special course in her free time. It actually have become quite popular in the village actually.
. . and you seem to be the only one that has so much free at the time, so I assumed. . ."
"W-wait. . .wait a second!? You want me to teach…?! Hokage-sama, That's the one thing I don't want!"
"I know that Kakashi. . . will you let me finish? I figured that this would give you a good opportunity to become
a better teacher without wanting to squeeze the life out of your students at the end of the day. Do you understand. . . that
I'm trying to give you more experience as a teacher?"
Kakashi gave out a little pout. He was secretly hoping that the Hokage would give him a special mission to assassinate
someone, or something exciting like that. But instead, he gets more teaching thrown on him.
"Now don't give me that look Kakashi. You don't even know what it is yet. . . you might enjoy it. . . this is for
the best."
Kakashi was holding his inner-child inside; wanting to stick out his tongue at him. Which in the end would be difficult
because of that mouthpiece he has on. . . so he figured not to. So Kakashi gave in saying, "Fine!"
The Hokage grew a big smile on his face. "Good to hear it. . ." He then looked under a bunch of papers and found
a big brown paper folder. "Ah! Here it is!" The Hokage pulled it out and handed it over to Kakashi.
"What's this?"
"This has all the information you will need to know to teach. . . no, don't open it now. Wait when you get home."
Kakashi restrained himself opening it. "So, as I was saying. . . Inside the folder has everything you need to know. When
the classes begin, where, and the lesson plans are inside as well. . ." When the Hokage finished, he dismissed Kakashi
from his office.
So Kakashi began to walk back to his house. He looked at the big folder that the Hokage gave him and wondered what was
in it. The more he thought about it, the more he didn't think it would be so bad. . .
Ya the Hokage was right. . . if he wanted to become a better teacher, he should go out and do more of it. . . get more
experience you know. . .? Learn not to strangle the hell out of Naruto. . .
And hey. . . Anko taught it. . . so it has to be a interesting subject! He was just about to open it, but then he heard
a loud voice calling out his name fallowed by a hard pat on the back.
"Hello my eternal rival! How are you doing today?!" Gai yelled out, showing all his shiny teeth, which made
Kakashi's eyes hurt.
"Um. . . fine." Kakashi said raising a eyebrow. "I have an eternal rival?" Then he thought about Gai's
situation. . . who taught so much that he ending up growing thick eyebrows and always talked about a youth being explosive
or something like that. . .
"Say, what is the folder in your hand?" Gai pointed at Kakashi's folder; which he was trying oh-so-hard to hide.
Then Kakashi got an idea and smirked evilly. "Heh. . . this might shut you up. . ." He thought. "The lord
Hokage gave me a special mission."
"A special mission?" Gai said . . . is that a bit of jealousy in his voice?
Kakashi smiled, he was feeling really positive about this coarse now if it made that stupid look on Gai's face. "Ya.
. . Anko was supposed to do it, but she got really sick. So Hokage handed it over to me until she gets better."
"So. . . . What is it?"
"What is what?"
"The mission!"
"Oh. . . Um. . . someclassigottateach. . ." Kakashi said a little bit to fast.
"What. Was that . .? I didn't hear you. . ."
"Ugh. . ." Kakashi sighed. What was with the million questions? "I said it's a class I gotta teach!"
"Oh. . ." Gai gave a short pause. "What's the subject?"
"I didn't open the folder yet Gai. I don't know." Kakashi squinted his eyes, getting irritated. Did Gai ever
minded his own business?!
"You volunteered to teach a class without knowing what to teach?!" Gai said sounding a bit surprised. . . This
wasn't like his eternal rival to be unprepared.
"Well, Anko is supposed to teach it. So it shouldn't be that hard. . ." Kakashi said; not really wanting to
point out that the Hokage forced him to do it. "Well, this is where I turn. I'll see you later Gai." Kakashi turned
the opposite direction of Gai and walked off as quick as he could.
When Kakashi finally reached to his apartment, he sat down at tried to get comfy. When he did, he opened the folder and
began to read the first few lines. . .
But when he did, his jaw reached the floor and gave out a high-pitched screamed. . . then quickly fallowed by a faint.
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BurasMew: So, how was the first chapter? It sucked? I know it did… it wasn't as funny as I planned it to be.
But the next chapter is going to be a lot better then the first. This chapter is more of an explanation of things to come
more or less. . . or something. . .
Have any suggestions? Comments? Ideas? . . . I could really use them. Please no flames. . . Flames destroy my self-esteem.
(Starts crying)
If you hated my story, don't flame me… tell me how to improve it. If you just go off flaming me. . . all your
doing is proving that you're a stupid jerk! kicks random things
Ya, you might be thinking. . . what the heak does the title have to do with the story? Does is scare you? Trust me, you
shouldn't! But the possibilities are endless!!!!
Oh, as well…. The next chapter should be up in about 2 days… I just want to give some time for people
to review my story…
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